1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,539 --> 00:00:34,640 Black-Rotten Guts maybe are probably starting to fall out. 3 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,640 Causes this dragon to recoil. 4 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:41,899 It pulls its neck and head back out and up street level. 5 00:00:41,899 --> 00:00:50,240 You hear coming in behind it first this like droning, humming. 6 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,900 A hail of rock hard ice pounds to the ground at a 20-foot radius, 7 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:57,560 and I make it specifically on this zombie clot. 8 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:05,960 and you hear a blade cut hard into the dragon and the head droops for a second 9 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:14,599 and then falls down into the cavern and dropping down carrying a double bladed 10 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:25,159 glowing sword with like flame coming from her nostrils is this copper and bronze 11 00:01:25,159 --> 00:01:33,560 and gold and platinum dragonborn who's quickly followed down by a halfling and half orc 12 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:49,159 welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons i'm your dungeon master rust more he him also with me today is 13 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:58,840 tom lair he him and tonight i am playing two characters playing uh telgir heavyfoot who is a 14 00:01:59,399 --> 00:02:06,599 mountain dwarf pAlydin who also goes by he him and i'm also playing moot who is a half orc wild 15 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:12,280 magic sorcerer and maybe something else we'll get into that later excellent and also with us 16 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:21,000 tonight is carla max dead i like the tease she her i am playing Yenbul nuri a kalishtar cleric 17 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:29,159 also she her and glim a dragonborn pAlydin slash maybe something else this is what we're doing 18 00:02:29,159 --> 00:02:35,479 secrets tom established also also she her tom established what we're doing so we gotta stick 19 00:02:35,479 --> 00:02:42,359 to it all right right and Amy More yes i'm here too and i will also be playing two characters 20 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:54,439 thea amastasia a high elf druid she her and sullivan's light a lightfoot halfling rogue 21 00:02:54,439 --> 00:03:01,079 all the way baby no secrets here sully's all on the table ironic usually sully's the one with 22 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:06,280 yes the rogue's got no secrets he's an open book ten years into the darkest timeline 23 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,120 you probably don't have a lot of secrets anyways hey it's our hundredth episode today 24 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:15,160 of season two what excuse me of season two of season two yeah we've done well over 200 25 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:23,400 episodes but of season two we've finally crossed the streams happy birthday happy birthday 26 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,080 let's just sit in that moment for a little while all right feels good 27 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:35,480 here celebrating instead of diving into the darkest time yeah i know we just want to 28 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:40,520 just want to feel good about it strap in for 47 minutes of patting ourselves on the back here 29 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:45,800 all right that's pretty much amazing it's really been a joy just recording with you 30 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:50,520 these past hundred episodes plus absolutely plus all that bonus content plus all that 31 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:55,400 bonus content where you can find that bonus content is over on Patreon Patreon.com 32 00:03:55,400 --> 00:04:03,159 slash dumb dragon cast keep going oh okay and if you are a patron with us you get an episode 33 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:13,159 dedicated to you like today's patron lacy linn thanks lacy linn i love the alliteration 34 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:19,240 i know it's fun to say always fun to say yeah your 100th episode that's very special 35 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:23,160 i think so after like the sex one and the drugs one though so that's probably the best 36 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:28,840 one to be absolutely it's right up there with sex drugs and 100th episode that's how the song 37 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:32,600 goes yeah there might be some rock and roll in this we'll have to wait and see but now 38 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:38,680 you go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and join us over there we'd love it don't back 39 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:44,760 your chair oh okay he's finally laid down uh now that the dog has relaxed itself fuck it let's 40 00:04:44,759 --> 00:04:48,039 play 41 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:55,800 this is the new theme music for it i don't like what you're doing with your hands for the cross 42 00:04:55,800 --> 00:05:01,639 it's why do you always comment on my hand only i'm the one who has to see them it's like 43 00:05:01,639 --> 00:05:06,120 sandstorm over here most of the time they're like at the very bottom of the screen so we 44 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:11,079 only ever see like the tips of your fingers it's true it's like little flames at the bottom 45 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:16,279 it's better than when you're like going to roll dice but you're talking and talking and talking 46 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:22,359 it just looks like you're jerking off underneath the camera it's my it's my secret pleasure 47 00:05:22,359 --> 00:05:25,560 looking over watching you going well you look like a jackass right now 48 00:05:28,039 --> 00:05:31,959 see all the truth comes out in the 100th episode it really does yeah okay 49 00:05:32,359 --> 00:05:38,599 hmm fuck it let's play fuck it let's play fuck it let's play carla do you want to it's it's the 50 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:45,560 100th episode fuck it let's play now all together three two one fuck it let's play 51 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:53,160 hey 52 00:05:53,160 --> 00:06:05,720 a hollow wind howls across the plains as moot glim and sully see in the dull purple aura of what's 53 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:14,680 left of the moon castle orcas ahead of them it's about fucking time yeah this was a hard one 54 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:21,000 i can't believe we actually found it but we did it so great two thumbs up 55 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:29,079 well like one thumb up anyway oh god i'm sorry oh my that's real insensitive i'm so sorry it's like 56 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:34,360 i try not to say it and then i just say it and it's i'm so sorry mood i mean it's been a long 57 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:39,079 time since i was down to the one thumb but like i got that cool crab claw now just full 58 00:06:39,079 --> 00:06:43,399 time for the other one so uh-huh yeah that's real cool it's pretty good trade-off a good 59 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:49,080 trade-off i mean considering the option could have been just no hand at all oh come on there 60 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:56,680 was always hook uh there was always sword for hand there was always i feel like mace for hand 61 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:01,880 okay mace for hand would have been really cool i feel like hook not as good crab claw pretty 62 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:08,600 good it's got a bit of the hook ideal to it i can pinch things with it yeah you gotta stop 63 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:14,120 that that's just it's never the time nor the place i'm sure there will be a time and a place 64 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:21,160 where it is the exact thing we need at that moment glim in your bag you've been carrying 65 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:34,600 a book for years now that has remained quiet your bag begins to 66 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:43,800 vibrate something you haven't felt since before orcas took over 67 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:51,400 oh my oh my what what is that so embarrassing what's in there oh my goodness 68 00:07:53,879 --> 00:08:01,879 oh and i pull out the book is that what i think it is it is it's been 69 00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:13,240 oh my god years we pull out the tome of bahamut and crack it open to the last page that had 70 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:22,279 any writing on it then you see before you a new entry illuminating before your eyes 71 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:34,120 yes guys oh my what what is happening this is unbelievable so you got you got a destiny again 72 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:41,160 what's what i don't know let's see let's see what it says three words appear all it says 73 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:49,639 is get back now books all bossy there glim i feel like it's pretty obvious what we need 74 00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:54,120 to do so maybe we should like get back the three of you bolt off towards the city 75 00:08:56,439 --> 00:09:04,360 we cut to the sewer with a rotting undead dragon's head between moot glim and sully 76 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:11,319 and thea Yenbul and talgir Yenbul turns around having just put the killing blow into the zombie 77 00:09:11,319 --> 00:09:17,799 clot and the six adventurers are staring each other down you called also what the 78 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:24,040 hell was that thing that's yuck that's gross well it's like all the undead get together into 79 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:31,000 big one big undead ah it's like a gross zombie orgy that's exactly what i thought uh hi i'm 80 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:39,960 thea uh talgir Yenbul sullivan's light glim moot uh your place looks like shit yeah it's 81 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:44,840 really super gross in here like even grosser than it was just when it was the sewer 82 00:09:45,639 --> 00:09:52,840 yeah that's uh undead dragon and all the zombies didn't exactly make it like top notch in here 83 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,680 anyway everyone's making for a boat we got to get the hell out of here are you guys coming 84 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:01,639 with uh well we're looking for Leosin uh he's on his way to the boat yeah he's back there 85 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:07,320 he's he's trucking to the boat okay you hear from down further into the sewer the opposite 86 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:13,320 way that Leosin went the sound of quacking quickly coming towards you 87 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:21,320 and moaning undead following fastin behind them go go go we got to get going we got to get going 88 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:25,240 they're all coming and i think it's i think i think they're behind them and there's a whole 89 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:31,640 bunch of things and just bolting past you uh moot starts to move his hands around because 90 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,440 he's going to cast some sort of spell that i'm going to look through my list and find 91 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:41,240 right now and then from far in the distance you hear here ducky ducky ducky coming to get you 92 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:48,600 and i yell back lip-synchy that's so fucked up so yeah moot's gonna wait for the the ducks 93 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:53,560 to go by and he like motions everyone to go and follow them 94 00:10:53,560 --> 00:11:00,680 um 95 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:07,080 in the like the opening that the suit that the sewer ducks came out of yeah he walks over there 96 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:16,680 and he claps his hands together and a loud thunderous boom happens 97 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:25,320 and moot's all of a sudden in front of everyone that's running the other way as he's teleported 98 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:32,200 himself with thunderstep he fucking left us i thought you were gonna do some really i thought 99 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:36,760 he was gonna do something against himself in character well no what what happened though is 100 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:41,800 his thunder clap has caused the tunnel that the sewer ducks came running out of to collapse 101 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:48,440 in on itself okay it's like you know he wasn't just abandoning you see you later yeah right peace 102 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:54,840 does that asshole not know he shouldn't be doing magic how's he doing magic 103 00:11:55,400 --> 00:12:02,440 and thea looks around her to be like what's dying uh yeah i gotta i okay i gotta i'll explain 104 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:07,000 later but it kind of has something to do with this and he points at his crab claw hand 105 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,720 that you can tell is oh my god magically there 106 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:18,600 if he should go if he should go to the boat uh yeah let's let's run let's get out of here 107 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:23,960 everybody tears off and follows down the passageways yeah of course get on that eventually 108 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:33,000 come to a further underground cavern and before you you see a what looks like a fully closed 109 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:38,519 ship better than a fully clothed ship that's right just got a little bikini on at the front 110 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:44,919 standing in the doorway is flamey kens let's get this fucker moving all right climb aboard 111 00:12:44,919 --> 00:12:48,120 we've been waiting for you but thought we'd be we'll give up on you it's like great a 112 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:53,399 headhug and then i was like okay well she's probably dead now okay climb aboard glad you 113 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:59,639 waited for us yeah thanks flamey kens uh we are here and there are others yeah yeah no i 114 00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:05,080 know them too get on board jesus mclem and sully which it's about time we were about you were 115 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:09,799 gonna have to swim your way over to mastika what were you gonna do that well i mean mastika 116 00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:13,639 that sounds like a made-up place i mean glim's a strong swimmer and it wouldn't be the first 117 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:17,960 time sully's ridden her back the whole way somewhere all right well everybody sounds like 118 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:23,000 a shot at me damn it oh no just i mean it's just more convenient she makes really good time 119 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,000 it's hard for your little legs to keep up also it helps my training 120 00:13:27,879 --> 00:13:33,000 it's hard to swim but have weights at the same time so you're doing me a favor all right 121 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,879 everybody except glim on board no no it's too late all right everybody's on board we're close 122 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:47,720 oh i'm just kidding come on oh you yeah the door slams shut and flamey kens pushes past everyone 123 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:56,279 it's like packed um this metal tube for lack of a better term she's pushing past everybody 124 00:13:56,279 --> 00:14:00,279 to get to the front okay everybody you have a seat there you grab the kids there all right 125 00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:05,480 everybody just wrangle up and hold on tight we're gonna be moving pretty fast okay and she 126 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:13,959 moves up to what appears to be a cockpit and starts hitting levers and pushing buttons and 127 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:20,679 you hear like a propulsion system start up at the back and begin to lurch forward uh flamey 128 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:23,799 kens is there anything that we can do yeah just make sure the kids don't fall over 129 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,720 when we go down here we got to get out into the bay and then we're just going to be going 130 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:31,160 down pretty quick because there's some big things in the ocean that are going to want to grab us 131 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:37,800 really quick and we got to get out before that horde comes because i'm sure uh big v and uh 132 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:42,520 little sinky whatever the names are they're going to want to get on board and come find 133 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:47,160 you and probably take your skins yeah that collapsed tunnel won't hold them for long guys 134 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:51,960 all right let's go somebody let's go everybody grab a baby i'm not touching a baby i mean i 135 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:57,240 i can grab a couple they're slippery and and sticky at the same time if there's a baby that needs 136 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:03,639 help help don't just take random babies yeah don't take random babies leo sin make sure they don't 137 00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:10,600 take random babies uh yeah i got it i got it the submersible moves forward and you feel it 138 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:17,639 pitched down and then it slows for a minute and then launches off like a rocket holy shit 139 00:15:17,639 --> 00:15:30,600 um i'm not feeling too great you guys yes i am also unvel yeah now that i've i stopped running 140 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:38,120 i thank you for yes but uh i've got to can you take your baby back please i've got to yeah 141 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:43,319 yeah sorry yes thank you oh uh flamey kens do you have a mop or anything i'm 142 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:48,600 um what did you do did you throw up already no i'm just getting blood all over your ship oh 143 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:55,800 jesus thea sorry yeah there's a mop there beside you hold on hey leo sin check the back see if 144 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:02,360 we grab the potions leo sin comes forward uh to each of you with stoppered vile and hands them 145 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:07,160 to you and says i don't know if this will take care of all of your ales but hopefully 146 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:11,720 it stops the bleeding at the very least thank you and i and i take the stopper off and 147 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:20,759 i drink it and then i go oh this is vile and then you turn yellow gotcha 148 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:31,960 no sorry yeah give her the other one too he hands you another one i can't believe i'm 149 00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:40,519 not okay with this i had to work through a lot of this yellow trauma flamey kens yeah 150 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:45,960 no well i thought it would be a good like welcome back joke oh you look yeah you're like 151 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,360 a bumblebee over there that's good hi high five yeah 152 00:16:54,439 --> 00:17:00,039 and the next high five the next five minutes well executed high five russ and amy trying 153 00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:04,440 to high five oh yeah felt good all right no you just you just go to the back there it's 154 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:09,559 fine we don't have to talk about this ever again yeah it's probably best we don't i take 155 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:15,720 the other one like this better fucking god damn it's it's good it's good right leo's it it's 156 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:20,679 good leo's and why did you give me the other one in the first place it's it felt good to laugh 157 00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:27,639 again oh my fine fine i drink the other one yeah i'm sorry but it was a little bit funny 158 00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:35,000 everybody can regain 84 plus eight whoa oh boy i'm just gonna take a swig of this and i'm 159 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:41,559 gonna take a potion of superior healing oh which is that yeah i gave you a real thing 160 00:17:42,599 --> 00:17:49,240 you're gonna take another one yeah all right sounds good leo's and moves over to moot 161 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:55,640 clem and sully it's so good to see you back did you did you find the amulet oh yeah we 162 00:17:55,640 --> 00:18:02,680 we found that moot you got it oh you mean this one right here so he holds it up you don't 163 00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:10,200 look as badass as you think you do wearing that um speaking of cool things something crazy happened 164 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,279 you'll never believe it like if i gave you a thousand years to guess you would never 165 00:18:14,279 --> 00:18:17,640 guess what happened oh we should we should have him guess though because i want to see 166 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:22,120 what he comes up okay something that's so important to me i think yes and like maybe 167 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:28,440 it's going to change the course of my life again i think all right but i don't know i want 168 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:32,120 to know what what you think what it what does it start with 169 00:18:36,519 --> 00:18:45,799 okay um w or b w in b warner brothers 170 00:18:46,359 --> 00:19:00,680 um okay well uh okay a w or or a b um and it could change your life is it is it bahamut's back 171 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:10,039 i mean that was a really good guess how did you well um right my my book there was writing 172 00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:14,039 in my in my book with the tome of bahamut and there hasn't been writing in like 173 00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:22,839 like seven eight was your clue words in book so many years what writing in book writing in 174 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:27,559 writing i mean that's the long way around for sure yeah yeah i mean he got it so it was 175 00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:35,559 obviously a good guess uh yes because bahamut's back and he turns you around 176 00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:42,039 and in the next room in like the they've set up a makeshift triage you see a few people 177 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:52,599 lying down asleep or in comas um and in the center of these people is an older man in like torn and 178 00:19:52,599 --> 00:20:03,960 tattered robes eyes closed giving off this aura of light you immediately 179 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:18,039 uh and i run over there wait wait but that's him i i know it's just just you know just take a 180 00:20:18,039 --> 00:20:23,079 moment to to breathe and to settle yourself and to remember that meeting your hero sometimes 181 00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:27,880 isn't all that it is uh built up to be in your in your head because your whole life you've 182 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:32,840 been dedicated to this person and uh so just you know just i just don't want to see you 183 00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:38,839 sad if it doesn't go like the perfect way most of our life yeah but i mean he was gone and now 184 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:44,359 he's back yes i'll just take a deep breath i think maybe oh my god maybe it's happening 185 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:51,399 maybe maybe we're saving the world he's back it has been a long time since you've talked 186 00:20:51,399 --> 00:20:58,759 about that yeah i mean i kind of i kind of missed it oh i really did it was always such 187 00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:03,720 like a rallying cry for us whenever things were were really dark we just looked towards 188 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,480 glam and she's always well guys we're saving the world and then oh right of course that's 189 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,960 what we're doing and you know you your your strike gets a little longer when you remember 190 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:18,839 that well it's hard to remember when the whole world gets overtaken by undead and there's no 191 00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:25,640 magic and your god disappears and now you're going now he's back okay well go what are you 192 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:32,840 waiting for okay okay okay is he in a coma yeah okay that's what i thought like you can still 193 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:37,480 fawn over oh for sure give him a little tap upside the face just a few times just to make sure 194 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:47,880 it's me glam the chosen one i've missed you can i braid your hair let her have a moment 195 00:21:47,880 --> 00:22:02,120 so i think i'm going to kind of perch on his bedside i think i am pretty like uh i'm assuming 196 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:06,280 there's not chairs beside the bedside we're not in the hospital so i'm just going to kind of 197 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:10,680 scooch on there my giant body and try to calmly 198 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:21,160 me kind of grab his hand pahamit i oh god i can't i can't believe it really here i gave up 199 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:29,160 i gave up so long ago and i'm we tried for so long and then just kept getting worse and worse 200 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:37,000 and i thought you were never coming back but now you're you're back and we can fix you and 201 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,440 then we can fix the world and then everything's gonna be totally fine again 202 00:22:42,039 --> 00:22:50,200 and then looks over at her friends one missing hand one missing an eye like well maybe 203 00:22:50,839 --> 00:22:55,720 everything won't be exactly the same as it was before but if you're back then everything's 204 00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:03,960 gonna be okay right right as you moved closer to him and as you hold his hand and the longer 205 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:17,000 you do you feel re-energized abilities and skills that you've long forgotten about 206 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:24,759 start to flood back to you while he doesn't say anything you get 207 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:32,759 for the first time in a long time an overwhelming sense of calm 208 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,600 and peace 209 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,559 it's just it's so good to have you back 210 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:54,279 now we just got to get you woken up we cut ahead several hours the uh your you tell 211 00:23:54,279 --> 00:24:00,759 me what the is doing is flint on the ship yeah flint flint is in that kind of triage 212 00:24:00,759 --> 00:24:09,960 setup yeah uh i think she's probably sitting with him resting uh recanting the story of 213 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:20,119 the shit that just went down and then at a nowhere uh this dragonborn and this halfling 214 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:25,879 and this like half orc just like essentially like i don't know come out of the sky they 215 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:32,600 chopped this dragon's head off right and now they're here with us and we're all 216 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:40,040 relying on Flamikinskins if you can believe it to get us all to this island of 217 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:53,000 mastodonia masturbation tika mastika so could be the last remaining place that isn't completely 218 00:24:53,000 --> 00:25:00,119 fucked up maybe you'll you'll wake up there that'd be uh that'd be really cool if the uh 219 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:05,799 if he was flint was back right now like i'm sure he would have chopped off the dragon's 220 00:25:05,799 --> 00:25:13,160 head before before those other for those other folks got there who are you i'm don e 221 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,759 i am a dragon who sits in your bag eating your crackers it wasn't quite it wasn't quite 222 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:27,079 enough for me i've been with you for the last how many years solemn moment it wasn't uh yeah sorry 223 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:34,920 oh he would have had that dragon handled yeah yeah totally is it offensive to you when we 224 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:41,720 slay dragons uh no because i mean there's good dragons and there's bad dragons and the bad 225 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:47,319 dragons are you know uh undead right now so that's pretty cool and i mean they called 226 00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:52,119 you the decimators of dragons but really you'd never killed a dragon until Tiamat 227 00:25:55,079 --> 00:26:00,839 right yeah but we don't like more of them have almost killed you you should be called the 228 00:26:00,839 --> 00:26:07,000 decimated by dragons wow a little salty in there donnie well i mean i'm just calling it 229 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,720 like i see it you know they wrote the history books one way but i was there you want a 230 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:17,160 cracker yeah it's like a cracker here's a cracker he takes a cracker and then the entire 231 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:25,319 vessel you're in begins to vibrate like a big impact just hit it to the side hold on to your 232 00:26:25,319 --> 00:26:30,279 butts we're gonna need some people to go outside in the water yeah in the water that's what's 233 00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:37,079 outside get to the back leo sano hook you up uh you want to go swimming donnie uh no i'll 234 00:26:37,079 --> 00:26:44,279 check on flint here make sure he doesn't roll over in his stupor coma and hurt himself more 235 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,720 okay i'm just gonna prop myself right under his side here see he was kind of leaning to this 236 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:54,279 side so now i'm like a stopper okay uh you can leave the crackers though because those will get 237 00:26:54,279 --> 00:27:01,799 wet outside yeah they will okay stay safe buddy who heads to the back uh i do i think 238 00:27:01,799 --> 00:27:06,119 moot does glen was just bragging about how good she was at swimming so she better go 239 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:15,240 sully can't swim um and i think yen bull goes to yeah i'd assume tell your uh grabs his axe 240 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:22,200 and goes for him bull tug your moot guys i just had a total moment i'm looking for i've got 241 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:27,960 something to do with water breathing underwater alter self something that allows me to do 242 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:32,759 something in water and i look and i'm like water skin like 243 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:41,799 like a wetsuit and then it says adventuring gear and then hold water and then and then it 244 00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:48,600 said to drink water from yeah so that's where i'm at because it was like container and i was 245 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:56,120 like container like to contain my body like a scoop i don't understand like a mini submarine 246 00:27:56,120 --> 00:28:00,920 i'm not sure all right let's have so that's where i'm at let's have just little quick scenes 247 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:08,920 of each of the three okay solly i please can you watch over bahamut yeah okay yeah i can do 248 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:16,440 that i will watch this old guy like well like he's your most important person i mean yeah now 249 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:21,240 that we have him in our sights uh i'll hold his hand don't let him out oh he's got that 250 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:28,120 soft old person skin that's nice it's nice it's a little crepey this guy feels kind of 251 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:33,640 nice yeah solly's rubbing his the back of of bahamut's hand against his face against his 252 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:40,839 cheek well i mean look after don't be don't make it weird okay um i'll see you soon 253 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:48,039 thea stands up from flint's side leaving donnie behind turns and sees tolgir and 254 00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:56,119 we all going out to the water what else would we do fair yeah that's where they need us that's 255 00:28:56,119 --> 00:29:01,319 where we're gonna be if i were to cast a spell do you think i that would like hurt bahamut 256 00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:10,279 maybe i don't know glim walks by at exactly that moment uh hey you know a lot about this guy 257 00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:15,639 bahamut yes he's like the coolest guy ever he's back i can't believe it okay i have a 258 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:24,440 question for you okay if i were to cast a tiny spell to give myself the ability to breathe 259 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:33,640 underwater would that hurt him okay um i don't know if you do anything that will hurt him 260 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:39,480 i'm gonna have to hurt you whoa but before we get to that maybe let's just like find out 261 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:46,920 what they want us to do and what leo's me maybe just before we start casting magic and 262 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,960 killing my god that just came back from who knows where for years he's finally just right 263 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:56,279 over there i know i know glim yeah yeah let's let's just maybe we could just i'm one of 264 00:29:56,279 --> 00:30:05,079 the ones who busted him out actually i i got him out um got a real got a real sweet sour 265 00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:10,599 thing going on here i'm not looking to hurt your god very important i understand thank you 266 00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:14,599 for whatever you did to find him let me start there let's just maybe 267 00:30:14,599 --> 00:30:20,919 at least let's just flamey kens can explain what the plan is are we swimming are we 268 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:26,919 let's just let's just go okay yeah and i i apologize i mean if you hurt him listen i i 269 00:30:26,919 --> 00:30:31,159 heard you the first time but i get it okay she's allowed to crunch around the vessel 270 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:35,480 as she's like aren't you all back there yet if we all die in here because i'm not able to cast 271 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:40,120 a spell your god's not gonna be much help anyway i don't do it i don't know the answer 272 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,080 i feel super awkward right now that we had that interaction girl 273 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,480 our characters are always best friends i loved it it's just like oh my god you know 274 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:59,000 i didn't like it oh this bitch up in here wants to fucking cast magic this bitch threatening 275 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:03,400 at the fountain of fucking magic on board and she's like let me just pull it 276 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:12,759 yeah just see everybody rushes to the back here as we leave in on flint and fade into a dream 277 00:31:12,759 --> 00:31:20,519 sequence 278 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:32,839 well i don't know why i came here tonight i got a feeling it's something right i'm so scared i 279 00:31:32,839 --> 00:31:39,160 think i'll fall off my chair and i'm wondering how i'll get down the stairs 280 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:47,240 clowns to the left of me jokers to the right here i am stuck in the middle with you 281 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:53,400 i didn't start any any later in that song i just wanted i'd like that song yeah hey we're 282 00:31:53,400 --> 00:32:00,040 in the middle now and we're talking about it's the middle how this is season two episode 100 283 00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:02,119 give us that horn tom 284 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:10,279 dave's back baby for the hundredth episode for the hundred episode dave's not actually 285 00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:15,319 dave's not back dave no dave's not here he's not here man yep um but yeah what holy geez 286 00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:22,680 holy geez hey holy geez is pretty accurate we're just gonna sit and revel in it just sit with 287 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:28,839 us of this season season yeah we didn't make it to a centennial last season i don't think we 288 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:35,080 were committed enough yeah that was yeah that's right it was too straightforward with a through 289 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:42,200 start middle and end yeah i blame those first a bunch of episodes that were all like two hours 290 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:47,560 up on yeah oh yeah we would have been over easy totally yeah one but yeah before we figured out 291 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:53,640 so that was like 30 we easily would have done 110 150 yeah there we go so really we 292 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:59,480 did it just condensed it yep you got it um but what what what else we're very excited about 293 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,560 is over on Patreon Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and we know that we've been talking about 294 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:09,000 it a lot but we've got this super exciting thing where you can save two months free 295 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:14,600 on an annual membership new and upgrading members over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast uh 296 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:18,759 also some other really great things going on over there like a new thing like a new thing 297 00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:23,240 i was yeah we're starting a new we're starting a new thing we are where we read a book 298 00:33:23,879 --> 00:33:27,319 and maybe you read it too and then we get together and talk about it you're talking 299 00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:33,559 like a book club carla dumpster's book so it's like a club but like the main thing we do 300 00:33:33,559 --> 00:33:37,879 is like read a book and then talk about it so yeah i mean i guess you could call it like 301 00:33:37,879 --> 00:33:46,599 a book club well i like that let's say what we like read a book and then like i don't 302 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:52,600 know every few months have a zoom call where our patrons can come and join us and like chat about 303 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:59,240 the book yeah yeah exactly and like low pressure i think we'll probably do it like four times a 304 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:04,440 year so let's say like quarterly generally so it gives you a lot of time to read the book 305 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:09,320 it's not homework it's fun no it's fun we'll talk about it as much as we do love to give 306 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,960 homework this isn't homework if you've ever been to one of our gook hangs you know that 307 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:20,039 to be a fact tom carla and i just really like to read and we want to read with you 308 00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:24,760 exactly amy's gonna pick the first book i've already picked it oh here it is give me that 309 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:32,519 air horn again i was a little lackluster tom i'm not gonna lie there you make you 310 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:41,559 amp it up okay the book we're gonna be reading is realm breaker by victoria aviard so if you 311 00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:46,279 want to read along with us what like we're gonna get going on this right away and that means 312 00:34:46,279 --> 00:34:55,559 let me do some math november december january so like february no we're in the beginning of 313 00:34:55,559 --> 00:35:03,000 october we're in october yeah so like january new year january yeah yeah we'll start a 314 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,639 discord channel on our discord and we'll have details and everything there but yeah it'd be 315 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:12,519 so fun if you read the book and wanted to come talk about it with us because we're 316 00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:18,039 nerds right grab your popcorn grab your wine let's talk about rum breaker too exactly this is very 317 00:35:18,039 --> 00:35:25,799 exciting um russ this is so exciting this no it legitimately is very exciting but what what uh 318 00:35:25,799 --> 00:35:30,440 amy tom and carla have kind of alluded to is that this is open to all patrons any tier 319 00:35:31,079 --> 00:35:35,960 so come join us anywhere if this is something that interests you you like reading books you 320 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,599 like hanging out with friends we want to do that with you and we're doing it over in the 321 00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:44,360 discord i might just come hang out and you know just kind of watch and see what goes on in a 322 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,800 book club you can also be in the book club just all that like bookish knowledge get that 323 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:57,240 knowledge and i could just toss in i'll read five pages uh of the books that are there so 324 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:03,400 that i have some base knowledge of like random characters not even like real like the main 325 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:10,039 character but just like the random character they met but on page 271 yeah they say this 326 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:18,840 discuss won't read five pages in a row he will take random pages six eight hundred uh 30 327 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:24,039 this book is not 800 pages there's not gonna be 800 pages in the book it is not 800 pages no 328 00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:29,000 it's no it's really not um long story short Patreon.com dumb dragon cast we've got a 329 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:36,679 book club going on air horn tom it's just one long air horn no it's good it's running out of 330 00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:42,280 steam on that one it's good yep um Patreon.com dumb dragon cast two months free book club it's 331 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:47,159 happening it's where it's at we'd love to see you over there and if you're already a patron 332 00:36:47,159 --> 00:36:50,599 you could be part of the book club too so look for the details in our discord and on 333 00:36:50,599 --> 00:37:04,759 Patreon okay bye you don't know why you listened to Scyther when he said that the trip down the 334 00:37:04,759 --> 00:37:11,480 river would be the easiest way to escape Papa Zoodle's wrath because it really hasn't 335 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:19,719 worked out very well you've been trying your best to speed down the river but it turns 336 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:27,480 out this bird is quite vengeful and he's able to really take some uh some running starts at you 337 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:34,840 dive bombing you as you float down the river water Scyther what ah geez the fish are jumping 338 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,000 up i can't even keep my mouth open the birds coming from above wouldn't it be better to stay 339 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,520 in the canopy i mean i don't know i thought the river was a good way to do it we'll just 340 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:46,200 keep paddling and we'll get away from him i swear just keep swimming just keep paddling 341 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:51,720 god just keep paddling all right yeah uh he continues to paddle do you want to just to 342 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:59,080 roll anything for this or uh yeah roll let's do like dex let's do a dex roll because i have a 343 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:06,280 board character sheet uh obviously uh he's a ranger i mean he's a ranger who specializes in 344 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:11,320 ranged attacks so i would assume his dexterity is reasonably high level so i mean 15 on the 345 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:19,080 so probably at least a plus four so we'll say 19 yeah so you manage to uh increase your 346 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:24,600 paddling speed and like go a little bit off course because you see papa's little coming 347 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:30,200 and he's kind of locked into a dive headed towards the canoe and you're able to kind of 348 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:35,960 shift course enough that he's he misses you and he swoops back up and cries out 349 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,159 because he's just done with your bullshit look sider you gotta way out of here i don't think 350 00:38:41,159 --> 00:38:44,760 we're gonna be able to keep dodging here i'm gonna take i'm gonna take a shot at him if 351 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,519 you don't have anything better going on i mean i think maybe take a shot at him that's a good 352 00:38:48,519 --> 00:38:53,639 idea maybe you can slow him up a little bit um okay well i mean we either we either veer off 353 00:38:53,639 --> 00:38:57,400 to the side where i mean as you can see there's not exactly a lot of tree cover 354 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,400 we're kind of going to be sitting ducks in that one but not much worse than we are right 355 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:08,599 now uh what okay up ahead um you see there's there's like some some some mist and some spray 356 00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:15,400 up yeah that looks promising yeah that's um well that's the twin falls twin falls two of them 357 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:20,599 is it's the twin falls i think um i think they're going to be our best bet to to 358 00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:25,639 to get rid of this guy how much did i pay you for this i mean we were going to discuss 359 00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:30,599 price after we were done but needless to say it's uh oh the price is going up all right 360 00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:35,719 buckle up buttercup i'm gonna take one of these special arrows i may have stolen from him and 361 00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:43,239 fire it at him call it a pretty decent bonus that's gonna be a 23 uh you managed to you 362 00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:49,319 don't put it through his wing but you manage to like clip a few feathers and he kind of 363 00:39:49,319 --> 00:39:55,719 pulls up out of the out of the beginning of a dive that he had started and kind of circles 364 00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:02,200 back up and like has this real mean look on his face as he's gonna try another attack oh 365 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:07,800 shit all right let's paddle buddy i mean we're almost to the falls just like we're gonna get 366 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:15,000 there in a second i'm gonna roll a d20 here to see if sider's able to help you out in any way 367 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:23,480 shape or form okay uh not great but he he throws up a minor illusion 368 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:33,000 and it's it's of a of a net going upwards towards papa zotal from his hands like he's 369 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:40,440 got some sort of t-shirt cannon and you see papa zotal kind of flinch as this thing is 370 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:45,400 coming towards him uh there's one thing that that papa zotal can't stand and that's 371 00:40:46,039 --> 00:40:53,079 being subservient to anyone i mean the the inscription in chult in omu for papa zotal is 372 00:40:53,079 --> 00:40:59,079 papa zotal teaches us to bow before no one this is the last thing in the world papa zotal 373 00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:04,519 wants is to be trapped under a net and he kind of flinches and as the net gets closer to 374 00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:11,159 him he kind of shakes his head and realizes that it was an illusion all along and he lets out this 375 00:41:11,159 --> 00:41:17,800 like furious war cry and he's trying to gain speed to get one last shot at you guys before 376 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:28,440 you tip over the falls roll me a d4 russ all right a d4 a two you're over the cliff you're 377 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:34,599 over the waterfall you're free falling over the twin falls hold on to your butt sire 378 00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:40,679 and as you hit the water you hit the water in more ways than one 379 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:50,200 as you're soaked with water and you open your eyes and you're in a jail cell 380 00:41:50,840 --> 00:42:01,400 oh sire what do you get what do we rise and shine what what where's where's sire 381 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,040 look i don't know who that is but you've been here for two days we got to get you 382 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:12,680 right okay look there's there's the small matter of the fine that you owe 383 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:18,680 sure yeah no i he reaches down to his pockets and say i don't i don't where's my 384 00:42:18,679 --> 00:42:22,199 back where's my bag i don't know you didn't have a bag when he came in oh shit 385 00:42:25,319 --> 00:42:32,599 okay maybe someone took it in lost and found style maybe yeah what's it look like 386 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:41,079 it's got this uh brown leather here it's got kind of like a engraving of of a dragon across 387 00:42:41,079 --> 00:42:51,319 it uh it's a little worn was wet last time i saw it soaked down a river yeah i don't uh i don't 388 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:56,440 remember anything like that being upstairs but uh i'll look for in a minute is this are we in 389 00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:05,239 chult no friend we are so far away from chult it's kind of just dumbfounded as he as he 390 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:10,120 stands tries to brush himself off but he's just soaked 391 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,240 i mean i didn't throw that much water on you how'd you get so wet 392 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:21,080 uh i don't know i was in a in a river and 393 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:28,440 then i was here are you some kind of like dreamwalker 394 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:33,720 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 395 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:38,039 yambol tolgear moot thea and glim that's everybody who said they were going to go 396 00:43:38,039 --> 00:43:42,679 sully's behind so he's the only one who stayed behind um he's got a creep on bomb 397 00:43:42,679 --> 00:43:47,480 he's not being creepy he likes old people not in a weird way every once in a while we'll just 398 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:52,039 do a cut scene of him telling him a story so just have a story ready that we can continue 399 00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:57,960 at various parts of it okay okay you've made it to the back and Leosin's given you like 400 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:04,519 these glass vessels that adhere over your head and it's through what seems like magic 401 00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:11,480 adhere themselves to your neck and you go down into this this hold area 402 00:44:13,159 --> 00:44:19,480 and he's looking down at you and says i'm going to close this and you're going to 403 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:26,599 turn that valve and it's going to flood with water well and then what 404 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:33,319 and then you're going to open the hatch below you will be able to breathe because of the 405 00:44:33,319 --> 00:44:40,920 vessel on your head for how long 30 minutes oh i've given you each an amulet of speed it 406 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:47,400 will allow you to move with efficiency and take care of whatever is attached itself aquaman 407 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:52,440 style swim speed is generally half so it'll give you full speed um so you won't be 408 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:58,599 hindered in that way were we able to ask Leosin vis-a-vis casting spells uh we can do that 409 00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:03,320 quickly he's about to close the hatch hey if i were to cast a spell would i kill bahamut 410 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:08,280 it probably wouldn't be good okay and he closes the hatch and you don't do that bye 411 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:14,200 if you could know what that'd be great uh who opens the valve uh mood does 412 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:19,480 move you turn the valve and try with your crab claw first and can't quite gain purchase 413 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:23,800 yeah i can't quite figure it out like properly but then i get the other one involved and 414 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,559 no problem between the two of them you're able to rattle that thing open 415 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:33,559 oh yeah as you do water begins to fill up from the bottom there's a moment there where 416 00:45:33,559 --> 00:45:41,159 everybody's kind of looking around before it completely covers you this is weird yeah i hate 417 00:45:41,159 --> 00:45:48,760 this i have to pee well you probably can once we're out of here oh yeah no not in here 418 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:55,480 don't be weird don't pee in here but once we're outside just be fish pee in the in the ocean 419 00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:01,000 one of you reaches down and opens the hatch and you all begin to file out and as you do you 420 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:10,840 see this huge decaying tentacle wrapped around the vessel crushing it beneath its 421 00:46:11,559 --> 00:46:17,079 hefty weight you back away from the the ship that has slowed its speed 422 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,680 so that you can keep up with it and so that it doesn't take on extra stress and you see 423 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:28,039 an undead kraken that continues to crush the ship as it turns and looks at you 424 00:46:28,039 --> 00:46:32,120 and lets out this screech towards you release the ship 425 00:46:32,119 --> 00:46:45,239 Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 100 Starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia and Sullivan 426 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:51,480 Sleight Carla Maxted as Yimbel Nuri and Glim Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot Flint Firebeard 427 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:57,159 and Moot and Russ More as your Dungeon Master Editing Production and Sound Design by Russ More 428 00:46:57,159 --> 00:47:01,480 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound and sound effects from Epidemic Sound 429 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:06,760 Boom Library and Sound Ideas. 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A lot has happened. 438 00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:01,719 If the words are I'm back, baby, I'll lose my mind. Eat shit, Orcus. 439 00:48:07,159 --> 00:48:13,320 OK, you're on thin ice. I thought you were making the ducks be undead. 440 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,000 But they can be chased by undead. That's absolutely 100 percent. 441 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,880 Hold on. You're not near me, though. Well, I'm in front of you. 442 00:48:26,519 --> 00:48:30,119 Yeah, he just went to the other side of everybody. I thought you went to like 443 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,039 the boat. The boat. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. 444 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,800 No, I just jumped in front of you guys. That was all. 445 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,079 We're going to figure this all out together, everybody. 446 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:48,119 Everything's fine. Yeah. Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.